1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"j'ai pas assez de maquillage pour cacher cette gueule de crevarde".

2. How much cash do you have on you?
deux euros, du chewing gum et un ticket de bus.

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
floor, gold, more...

4. Favorite planet?
on s'en branle, nan?

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your cell phone?
coco. as usual.

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
une sonnerie vintage ambiance sixties.

7. What shirt are you wearing?
un du genre touriste beuf "i ♥ new york".

8. Do you "label" yourself?
les autres s'en chargent pour moi.

9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing?
des converses trouées.

10. Bright or Dark Room?
plutôt sombre.

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
je connais pas.

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
je regardais v for vendetta.

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
"je le savais bien que tu étais une connasse".

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
j'en sais rien.

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
bordel ou putain. ça dépend de l'humeur.

17.Who told you he/she loved you last?
trop loin.

18. Last furry thing you touched?
mon voisin.

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
autant qu'un pseudo rockeur mineur.

20. How many rolls of film do you need developed?
beaucoup trop. j'y pense jamais.

21. Favorite age you have been so far?

22. Your worst enemy?
la liste est trop longue.

23. What is your current desktop picture?
jonathan rhys meyers.

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"maman. téléphooooooooooone".

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
le cash, sans hésiter.

26. Do you like someone?
si peu.

27. The last song you listened to?
de l'opéra venant du film match point que j'ai terminé à l'instant.